Body parts are dropping like flies

First to go was my waist, of course. But it has been reincarnated as a huge, pulsating mass around my middle, which I am pretty much obsessed with. I don't even notice how my face looks any more because any time I'm in front of the mirror, I'm staring at my belly. This is good, because the next to bite the bullet was my chin. Actually, it's now more like 3 chins, directly connecting my jaw to my ribs. So I'd rather pretend they aren't there. And, now that it's hot out, my ankles have bought the farm. I really miss them. And finally, my belly button is circling the drain. I guess I won't miss it too much, but I had gotten used to having it around. Sayonara, old buddy. Sayonara.